The Boot

Ok - for now, I'm going to skip the details about how I ended up running around all over town with nothing but a towel on, but I can tell you about the boots. You see, I had this really bad idea as the boots were abut two sizes too big for me to begin with, and it occurred to me I could do some damage to this guy and no one would be able to trace these boots back to me, because they didn't really fit me to begin with. You know, the Cinderella Theory or something like that. I don't really remember all the bloody and brutal specifics, but now I'm the wanted man quickly running out of places to hide.